Woke up this morning and went down stairs and it was like being on the Marie Celeste. There was no other guests staying and the place seemed deserted. Eventually someone arrived, but when I suggested breakfast with an eating mime I got the shrugged shoulder response which either meant "fat chance" or "I don't know what your talking about". We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and think he didn't understand.
To add to the deserted effect both the dining room and the swimming pool area was set out for loads of people but nobody was around. Took a photo of the place.


Tomtom seemed determined today to keep me off the main motorway that runs from Sophia to Istanbul. I would no sooner get on the motorway than it would be telling me to get off onto a side road. The pot holes on these side roads were horrendous, and you needed to be very careful as you come off the motorway. Eventually I gave up with Tomtom and trusted my own instincts and we made good progress. The detours were interesting however, Bulgaria is definitely a poor country, it makes Romania look rich which I can tell you takes a bit of doing!
At about 2:30 I arrived at the Turkish border, and then proceeded to have an hour run around from the Turkish bureaucracy. First had to go and buy a visa, but told by border guard to drive through customs and park my bike and then walk back. I don't think the border guards talk to the customs people. They were pissed off with me driving through and parking up, they dragged me back to their little window and barked at me "green card". I said to them I have no insurance and needed to buy some, could they please direct me towards the appropriate place to purchase said insurance. They barked again "green card". Eventually we started to communicate and now they barked something that vaguely sounded like "deevree" which after a few more queried looks we established meant building "D3". Went to D3 and person there said minimum motorcycle insurance was for 50 days and would cost €25. Here I made one of my big mistakes, I queried this information! I indicated that I had read on the Internet that motorcycle insurance had recently typically cost people at this border €5 for a seven day period. At this point Mr jobsworth's attitude seemed to harden slightly. In the end I considered myself very fortunate indeed to be allowed to purchase his extremely reasonable insurance for a full 50 day period and who knows I may wish to stay on longer !
So I now returned to the customs window with a "green card" which in fact was just a white insurance cover note. Next we got to the problem of my visa ie I still didn't have one. It seems I should have gone and got my visa before I went and got my insurance. Not sure what the problem was but it seemed to be irritating them. All this was conducted by me having to walk from A to B and then D3 and then cubicle 92 in my heavy motorcycle gear in the mid day sun.
Having completed all this I needed to just sit down and calm down so I asked the last (nice) lady I talked to at a window where I could change money into Turkish lire. She said oh you need to go back to the main office building/shopping complex where there is a bank. She said yes just leave your motorbike here and you can walk back through customs and immigration they won't mind. So confident that I had every possible piece of paper to get me from here to New Zealand if necessary, I set off for the bank.
At the bank there is one of those get a ticket machines and then wait for your number to be called. I was number 750. I watched the numbers click up 745, 746, thinking here I go any minute now it will be my turn. But as it got to 749 the person in front of me asked what my number was, well actually we exchanged number information he was 602 ! Compared to my 750. Mr 749's turn came and went and as the display went to 750 the chap in front of me went to the counter and was told by the assistant that he had to go somewhere else. He then changed the number which started again at 600. I stepped forward and showed him that I was the proud owner of ticket 750 which had just been displayed. He said to me that the next person was 600 and proceeded to ignore me. At which point I did raise the tone of my voice slightly as I said "bollocks mate it's my turn" and proceeded to thrust my left over Romanian, Hungarian and Swiss money at him for exchange to their valued Turkish lire. He looked at the money and then me and said in a disparaging voice, we only exchange dollars, euro and sterling. I wished him well for the remaining of his miserable life and took my leave of the shopping complex. I am sure you are all expecting me to now have had difficulties getting back through the immigration and customs sections, but to be true to the nice lady nobody batted an eye as I just walked back through all the barriers to my bike. So I decided to take a photograph of this place just to remind me of the hour I spend with these jolly folk.
It can't be just me can it!!! ?



So now I am travelling into Turkey and wanting to make good progress because I am still concerned about how long the whole journey is taking. I came to the toll road autoroute/motorway and not knowing how it worked but expecting it can't be that hard followed a car in front. He slowest and then passed straight through the barrier, I followed. About 200 miles later we arrive at a 14 wide lane system with half the lanes passing straight through, and the others taking ages. So again I aim for a lane that looks to be passing straight through, but this time there is a person there waving at me to go to a slow lane. I now realise that I should have got what looks like a credit card at the first barrier system, and sadly I was without said item. Always best in these situations to act dumb and say you don't understand with the international shrug of the shoulders. The guy at the barrier entrance who had redirected me now barked at me 50lire which took a while to distinguish between 50 and 15, and now in hindsight I realise he looked more like a ticket tout than a barrier official as he kept thrusting a card at me and demanding 50 lire. In the end I relented and with my 50 lire in his hand he took me to the barrier sensor and waved the card at it and up went the barrier. I said to him "do I use this card at the next barrier" and he indicated yes.
So I went over the Bosphorus bridge toll road with my new card and all seemed to work well. I digress here for a moment just to say that the motorway ring road system around Istanbul is the most congested and pushy motorist place I have been. At one point I took a photo of us all trying to cram ourselves into these barrier lane systems. It really brings out the worst in Turkish drivers.

Anyway to finish the barrier story It is now getting late and I am looking for an hotel. There is nothing on the motorway service areas and so I have to come off the motorway into a suburb of Istanbul. As I get to the barrier I swipe my now trusty card and get a negative/red refusal message on the automated screen and the barrier blocking my way refuses to lift. So now I am in a jam and thinking how do I get out of this one! Fortunately the barrier only stretches 3/4 of the way across the road and I realise being a bike I can fit through the gap left open. I make the decision and round I go thinking I must resolve how these cards work tomorrow. As I pass the barrier and alarm goes off, and no doubt a photograph is taken of me. I now await extradition charges being raised against me when I return!
Went to a garage and asked a chap there who speaks English how these cards work. He said you have to go to a shell garage (only a shell garage) and you load the card with credit before you travel on the motorway. So found out where there was a shell garage and went there and asked another person who could speak English how much I should load the card to get me all the way to the south of Turkey. He thought for a while and when I said perhaps 50 lire he said oh no that would be far to much just do 35 lire. This was the moment when I thought to myself that chap at the barrier did look like a ticket tout !!!
Still half a dozen rotten apples doesn't make all the Turkish people miserable thieving buggers!!
Off to bed now I am sure tomorrow will be better.
More later
TOR
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